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< br /> < / p> Last week at the fair with the most unnecessary punctuation mark in history – Bethenny Getting Married? – The license holder star gave birth to daughter Bryn. This week they had to take care of actually Bryn. The celebration of life more certain. But would the struggles of caring for a newborn overwhelm? Take it away, THG Real Housewives

correspondent. . . . Ah, the sweet and valuable introduction of a new reality TV star. This time, it is a one-day-old baby who is about as big as an artichoke. This little Bryn Hoppy, Bethenny and Jason’s daughter is. She was born five weeks early and is a cute little midget. Her parents are obviously in love. This episode marks a change in Bethenny – away from the non-stop snark robbed and rapidly towards sarcasm and sweet, goo-goo baby love happiness and sleep-inconsistency.

user In the beginning was Jason’s parents, their new grandchild at Lenox Hill Hospital to visit, apparently the hospital, where all the rich people go to New York City. Bethenny announces that the baby’s name is Bryn, named after the deceased’s brother, Jason, Bryan. Jason’s mother is very emotional and it’s a sweet moment. But it makes us laugh again Bethenny when she and Jason contend with the new breast pump. She says: “I never thought that when I’m in da club with Jason, that he be my breast pump assistant.” I love Bethenny the ability to laugh at us, even if she wept for the moment. Little Bryn is so tiny and adorable. It reminded me of my beloved 80-year Cabbage Patch Preemie Jason gently rubs his back and whispers to her about all they will do in the future, dance classes, yes, but also basketball and golf. “My little chick-pea,” says Jason Bryn. It makes Bethenny laugh until we find a stitch Pop anxiety. This new family is definitely a good place. No signs, at least not by madness postpartum Bethenny. It does not seem the type to go all Brooke Shields on us.

Meanwhile back at home is poor pooch’s Bryn cookie wrapped in a blankets so she can get used to the baby smell … and hopefully not to attack and kill the newborn, I assume. Cookie has that look in her eyes as she knows she is experiencing in a “Lady and the Tramp”. Except without the creepy Siamese cats. But let me pause cookie for a moment. My mother had a dog like Cookie and the dog went psycho for no reason and bit my sister’s face and she needed a ton of stitches. Literally – he went from sweet to snuggle puss doggy Cujo in ten seconds without warning. These dogs are not trustworthy. I hope that nothing bad happens to a cookie but I was afraid if I Bethenny, especially as cookie already growls and pounces on pretty much any and everyone who dares set foot in the apartment were. Just a thought.

Anywho, the time has come to bring Bryn home. The drive proved a time for the exchange of thoughts in depth. “Do you love her?” Jason asks Bethenny about Bryn. “So much,” replies Bethenny. “I never thought I would get weepy like something in my life.” Jason think about how his mother lost her first child. “I love her so much, I can not imagine losing a child,” he says of his new daughter. This cry-at-the-drop-of-a-hat pair is certainly what we saw frolicking naked, unfettered, and the imagination changed in Saint Barth’sa few weeks ago. If you pull up Bethenny and Jason to the curb outside her house, they are ready for a great and victorious entrance with the new little Bambina … recognize, however, that to find out they can not get the baby & rsquo; driver’s seat of the car. Fortunately they have their own little version of “The Help” waiting on the inside and quickly call upon the services of infant sister, Gina. Gina comes to the scene and is the seat in two seconds. Bethenny is impressed and says: “Already we have made our money worth of the baby sister because she knows things. It will be the focal point for issues such as human,” How the hell do I get the baby out of the car ?’” ; You have to wonder what Gina thinks about these rich and clueless couples whose offspring she tries to keep the first weeks of life alive. When the family is not resolved in a few days ago, shows up wedding planner Shawn to help her baby shower Bethenny plan. It is absolutely shocking to me that Shawn ready to go within 50 feet after surviving Bethenny her wedding, let alone plan an event for them. One would think that this man would crawl into a corner, trembling and plugging his ears at the mere mention of his former bride’s nightmare. Obviously, he is willing to more abuse and says, “Talking to the shower Bethenny feel, I like it must be perfect. But I know if I do not get it right, my ass still on the line. “Are you so desperate for customers, Shawn, or do you just want more time to face on a popular TV show? Later clueless assistant, Max and Jason head down to the jewelry store to Bethenny a” push gift us “, but also because Max wants to ask the jewelry designer on a date. The tag question is proving to be cumbersome, but ultimately successful – total too boring to talk about in detail. The” push presence “is the far more interesting topic here. This is a concept that I learned only one or two years ago. Apparently women these days want expensive gifts after jumping out a puppy. One of my friends, that the adult has children, was particularly perplexed when hearing about this new tradition. requesting watched several of our mutual friends and receive lavish gifts at birth and finally said: “What’s wrong with getting off a gift after a child have? In my day, the baby who was present! “I must say she has a point. Back in SoHo, Bethenny and Jason are up all night with her new little peanut and her diva-ish demands for breast milk. Bethenny is exhausted and desperate for just a nap . How can NAP not possible with an in-efficient and baby sister with bottles of pumped breast milk live fully armed? You would think Bethenny could sleep all the time if she wanted. But in some ways it is also understandable, because in spite had a baby only a few seconds before Bethenny still has a full DVD of work, including chats with journalists, baby showers, Shadowing “USA Today” a day in her life, a trip to Chicago, television appearances and a radio- Tour. I wonder why they do not plan on was a little easier to go to work at least for the first month or two after Bryn born. Is it possible to stop Bethenny, a workaholic, that they are now a child a month after the baby was born, are Bethenny and Jason on their first date night. Bethenny is already dressed in their old clothes and she looks like she never even pregnant in the first place. It is both admirable and bizarre. She is thrilled to be in addition to the city and armed with an alcoholic beverage. you and raise their glasses in triumph Jason. “I am to stop cursing in front of Bryn, “Bethenny vows. Jason rolls his eyes and says:” That will never happen. Stop ruining my toast. “Jason is the diamond bangle bracelets Bethenny are encrusted that it will present a” push “and Bethenny is thrilled. A sweet man, a favorite baby, can help a beautiful apartment, a hot career, a reality Show, expensive bracelets, Booze – what more could you ask for a girl? ask
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